Lord King Velx Tee
One of the world's most potent, and excellent dictator. Many see him as a ruthless master of knaves and lower social classes. Lord King Velx was born in 1992, making him the youngest lord King ever. Initially named Paolo, LKV (Lord King Velx for short) rode to the very tippy top of the top of the social hierarchy of the universe with the aid of his trillions of obedient knaves and master javelin that has the energy of 4 mega-stars. lord King Velx was also recenlty voted the most handsomest person in this dimension. Those votes were mostly from his knaves, which have populated mostly all of the livable land on earth. He is a master genius who has created 2 robots of his own to dominate knaves while the he decides to rest, eat, play cs and ssbm etc. They go by the names Mo and Lester. Also, him and his knaves have created a game of knavesack (A mix of hackysack, 4 square, and.......... being a knave, unless you are lord king velx or is in the Lord King box). Very popular in some knave filled neighborhoods.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.