Longwood "Man" Tee
A person of the male gender or so they claim who attends a once all women's college expecting with his incredible odds that he can get many many girls but in fact he is just a little bitch. He may think that he i so awesome and the "shit" but once again, he is misled. He tries to fight every sydney guy that enters the LU campus because he thinks he is so tough. The sydney man only enters the campus when invited by a LU girl who knew that she couldn't get any from the guys who are probably in their dorms jackin it to their roommate's photo album. The LU girl enjoys the company of the sydney man over the Longwood "Man" because of the following reasons... 1. He is straight. 2. He is a southern gentleman. 3. The LU "Man" will one day work for the sydney man. 4. The sydney man knows how to throw down. 5. The sydney man will sleep with girls, but it is not all they are after. 6. We are well-educated. 7. We can pound the beer among other things if the girl is down.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made