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a town that tries to be Short Hills. everyone here is insanly jappy, jappier than any town in new jersey, they spend all their money on clothes and material items so they buy mid sized homes instead of huge mansions. almost everyone is jewish. walking through the halls of livingston highschool you've never seen so much juicy, tiffany, solos, and james pierse. theres nothing to do so people hang out at starbucks and walk to the marble slab. it's boring and the only drug in the highschool is weed, and everyone thinks there so cool and badass when they blaze. half of the parents are wealthy and half are struggling to get by with the rising poperty values. the richest however lies in Short Hills but the real money (multi-million dollar estates) are tucked away in new vernon, far hills, tweaksbury, bernardsville, madison and basking ridge in huge houses hidden on ancres of lush green property by those who dont flash around there money and show off how much they have. this is unlike short hills and livingston who garishly flaunt everything they have and gossip like no one else. livingston high school is home to hallways of abercrombie clad posers who think there scene becasue they love love love fall out boy! yayyy and have no idea what real underground music or good music for that matter is. their depiction of anyone hardcore comes from hot topic, and not one person had depth or any concept of reality. except the asains which there ar quite a few of. there parents slave everyday at work to buy them what they want, these kids have no idea whats its like to live on a budget or the true value of money, or atleast there parents would never let them. to this town millburn is a gettho, chattam is poor and maplewood is a waste of time with a small movie theatre. livingston parties suck and get old fast. theres an endless supply of beer and prude girls. livingston is home of the prudest girls in new jersey, unlike short hills girls who are sluts. there is pretty much not one black person in livingston. livingston high school is one big competition to be popular. livingston natives are a waste of natrual reasorces.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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