Livingston Tee
Home to like 99% of the jews in nj...i've never seen so many jappy girls wearing sevens, true religions, hudsons, marc jacobs, prada, lv, gucci, fendi, and pounds of diamonds...the guys walk around looking japier than the girls. theres no specific group of stoners since every single kid is on drugs. the parents have to much of a life to argue with their kids so they give them their credit cards and tell them to max them out...short hills thinks their better, but they don't hold a candle to the jappiness, snobbiness, or amount of money as people in livingston...it is basically the upper east side of new jersey and reeks of wealth. Everyone has the sickest bodies even if their not born with them, they'll get trainers and nutritionists as soon as the get a pinch of fat on their bodies. The student parking lot filled with range rovers, bmws, and mercedes trucks makes the teacher parking lot look like a junkyard...if you live in this town and are not jewish your asain and only hang out with asians...teens start smoking at 13 and once the hit freshman year don't go a weekend without getting stoned and drunk...your placed in a social group by how much money you have and how good looking you are. the cops don't do anything but sit on their asses and drive around busting the parties. the marjority of kids have 4.0 gpas and go to top 25 colleges even if their not smart cause daddy will donate millions just to get u in to the school of your choice. This town is the greatest town in new jersey, and yes it sounds like the most disquisting obnoxious place, but really its amazing.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.