LINDA Tee
The archetype of Linda is the late-middle aged woman, suffering of incontinence and reeking of cigarette smoke that simply can't seem to get ahead at the fast food, or equivalent, job that she got as a teenager and could never expand from. She takes your order in her raspy voice, and all you can hear is an undertone of disappointment as the result of her lack of success, which can be directly attributed to her life choices and care free attitude towards existence. A woman who you can know with 100% certainty is a burden and disappointment to her family and the laughing stock of her social group. She tries to fit in with the young crowd because her mentality hasn't evolved along with her age due to a lack of life experiences so she is often caught going to the local dive bar and drinking until she feels her mental age, but only ends up making a scene and pissing on the barstool, but she's a regular and it has become expected so everyone just laughs it off in petty.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.