Lifeless Hanz Tee
To be a lifeless Hanz you must do the following in order: Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup. Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app". Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition