liberty bell

I'm going to break down the action known as the liberty bell in a few simple steps. Step 1 - You must first forcefully push feces from your rectum until it reaches the danger point, when the turd is ready to fall but hasn't yet. Step 2 - Once the "danger point" has been reached you can slowly carry the dangling shit on your ass to it's destination point, be careful though the feces is very fragile and may fall easily. Step 3 - Once the feces has reached the required destination you can begin preforming the act, you will need to have a female. Now read carefully, this female MUST be under the influence, no normal human would attempt this act without being really...and I mean really fucked up. Step 4 - Once you have the intoxicated female placed on a bed with her mouth opened wide you can begin to lower the feces into her mouth, be careful not to lower it to far or you may cause her to gag or swallow your feces. Step 5 - When the feces has penetrated the lip level you can begin swinging your ass in circles, this will cause the feces to beat rapidly off the walls of the females mouth. Congradulations - If you have made it this far you have offically performed the "liberty bell"