Lemonade Delight Tee
A mega powerful party drink designed to get women naked and fucking. It results is a quick buzz and when served to the ladies nudity and later major freakin will result. If your wife or girlfriend drinks this shit and you leave her alone at a party, she will end up fucking one of more guys maybe even gangbanging several at a time. It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine. For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating