Lemon Yellow Lawrence Tee
Lemon Yellow Lawrence is a cartoon, yellow cowboy who hides in children's rooms until the night, where he steals the families' 1) stock portfolio or 2) produce, and places it in a sac labeled: GUFF. Lawrence resides in his nuclear submarine (his headquarters) which he keeps at the bottom of the nearest swimming pool. It too has GUFF in bold print on the sides. Inside of the Guff-sub there is a wacky machine hooked up to roiling, boiling tanks of liquid GUFF. The machines main purpose is to transform the stock portfolios and produce into the GUFF. Lawrence must offer up 22 square decametres of the GUFF to the or suffer being sent to subspace to make pasta for eternity. Lemon Yellow Lawrence's satirical, snarky side-kick is Buttons, a large purple jungle cat with a sassy temper. His lazy disposition always gets in the way of his intellectual capability. Buttons can often be found smoking a cigar and sporting a cool hat.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day