Land Oyster Tee
While the "Land Oyster" can be known and used as a Noun or a verb in the exact same context, its origins take us back to the start of the new millenium in Melbourne, Australia.. the, at the time.. common land oyster was in its prime,. and absolute ingenius, free, sustainable and eco friendly solution to the pressing issue, for early teens getting harassed by transit police, unstable train station staff and other affiliate adults. being an aussie 1-13 year old, when dealing with these degenrate creatures, (after unwarrented provocation the urge almost, necessity to spit on them.. but hocking up a decent lugie was to noisey, as was a normal spitting action with force.. but some knz kids had worked out, if you cup your hand, gather all your mouth saliva together.. load it into your hand, then with like a horizontal over arm elbow spun hand flick (almost like a 'spinner' in cricket... but instead of releasing a cricket ball to a batsmen, you are silently covering the intended victim in what looks like, moves like and quite cleverly named a "Land Oyster" They were prevalent on the victims back , there was fully automatic skills, all sorts.. and there was no inbetween, victims either had a single oyster, or and entire cult that they were unaware of..
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.