Lake Placid Tee
Old people classify this town as being "The Most Interesting Town in America 2013" however for those without dementia sees this town as shithole with nothing to do but, founded by an old piece of shit who apparently has a thing for books. Located in the armpit of Sebring (AKA a town you might have actually heard of) some of its "great" sight seeing involves shitting paintings on walls (AKA murals), a shit clown college, redneck haven lakes featuring Lake June's sandbar and Norhern. Lake Placids wealth and poverty can even compare to Detroits, with a school system so poor we can't even afford jock straps for the 13 players who show up or the 6 who are actually eligible to even play the game, by the way the last winning season we had was in 1989. Other features of the school includes: drug selling, emo kids (AKA patio bombers), sexual predators for teachers, and a new shop teacher for every 3 weeks. Apparently the saying "shooting for the stars" is not in any of the LPHS students dictionaries, as settling for South Florida State College is good enough for them, until they dropout after the first year and start working at the local Gate Station. If you're interested in food, good luck our only export we have is oranges which is picked by the army of illegal aliens that migrate here. We have a whole new publix, McDonalds just got remodeled and Beef O' Brady's holds trivia night every Thursday night. If you plan on staying here, you have signed a death wish.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡