Kristie Tee
Kristie is a social chameleon who can seamlessly blend into any crowd, but don't be fooled by her adaptable nature. Beneath the surface lies a void where empathy and sincerity go to die. She'll charm you with compliments one moment and cut you down with a razor-sharp tongue the next. Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you. Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage. Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest. Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means