Kinseyhots Syndrome Tee
Similar to being in heat, Kinseyhots Syndrome will have you achin’ to have sex w Kinsey. The symptoms of Kinseyhots Syndrome can be, but are not limited to: Humping your phone while on the phone with Kinsey. Licking your phone when Kinsey sends you a pic. Constant thoughts about you and Kinsey’s bodies intertwined and both of you screaming out in pleasure. Cumming randomly when you use a word that starts with a K. Extreme sexual tension when near Kinsey. A sunny happy outlook on life and uncontrollable smiling and laughing. A deep urge to text and call Kinsey and moan loudly. When finding a hair of kinseys in your hair you may have the urge to eat it and wriggle on the ground while yellin out “I want youuuuu.” Hot flashes. A rise in temperature. A rise in random erections. These feelings are strongest when the sun is setting. They also may seep into your dreams. You more than likely will have constant wet dreams for weeks at a time. Kinseyhots syndrome has no vaccine and will more than likely stay with you for the rest of your life. Good luck!! 🥴
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!