kimbridge Tee
The place you would never find even with the best American satellite or gps. Kimbridge has been completely devoured by tabacco farms. Kids start chewing/ dipping at the prime age of 3. They live the moto 'somethings got to kill you' and chew and drink moon shine until their mouths and livers gove out. Kimbridge is home to plenty of crystal meth plants and crack houses. The town consists of one gases station and basically nothing else, if you really want to party you better head over to Dundus , thats where you can dick all the hot chicks (no not the animal you farm freak don't get too excited). If you end up going to school there (should be classified as a large party) you will beable to go on the famous beach week where you literally can do whatever you want. Some examples are; you can dick as many girls as you want, snort peach moonshine (no you will not be considered gay if you do drink it) or jerking the chain on the beach for unsuspected beach goers to step on. Basically a normal day is hunting while drunk for long periods of time, basically you are never sober. I almost forgot it is acceptable to drive drunk, just remember to hit the minimal amount of tree with your diesel truck that is pointlessly huge and loud. I hope you come visit we won't be going anywhere anytime soon, literally we only like it here.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.