Kidz Bop Tee
A soccer mom’s excuse to get the kids to shut up by playing clean music because their kids can’t handle the word “beer” or because they are such brats that they don’t want to hear anything to do with alcohol, or because, well, I don’t know what mom would ever play kidz bop, except for people at my therapist office who the kids are like 9 years old and still can’t handle anything the radio throws at them. People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in. Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means