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a dirty disfigured troll who committed every world crime since humans walked this earth. must die the most brutal death you can think of bear mutilation falling off a building and splattering on the floor being ran over and his head being completely crushed set on fire and burnt to a crisp being shot in the face with a shot gun and his entire face splattering all over the walls of his family home, he needs to be covered in dog anal juice, he needs to be ripped apart by vultures, he needs to be covered head to toe in dog shit and make him walk about his school, hang himself on live. i hope his entire family starts to decay in front of him slowly turning into just bones, his dirty mutant biological disaster of a boy needs to be put down and we will strap him up to a machine with hooks in his rib cages and if he doesn’t get the key out of the acid that will burn the skin off his hands the machine lifts up and rips his entire torso off and we would chloroform him take him to a warehouse tie him up to a chair and remove all of his fingernails while lighting his fingertips on fire then i’d put his feet in dry ice while pouring gasoline on him and lighting him on fire so that all that’s left of him are some crispy frozen feet which will centuries later be used to identity the 21st century homosexual creature. we will recreate the saw games on him and gas him out with the most toxic gasses ever found. he’s so evil because he doesn’t know how humans behave.
The Urban Dictionary Tee

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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
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| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
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| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
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