Kamikaze Kowboy Tee
A game truckers enjoy involving two players with 18-Wheelers working in tandem. The object of the game is to revenge on smaller vehicles by instilling first Total Fear, then Maximum Rage on Interstate drivers. Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front. Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score. TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car. MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex