Kalkidan T. Tee
Noun: /'kɑl kidɑŋ/ (Name origin Amharic: ቅኣ-ልእ-ክኢ-ድኣ-ንእ) Kalkidan T. is like a disease; an addiction you cannot get rid of once encounter her presence. She is a modern day men’s problem that a 21st century maturity cannot solve. She cast her magical smile on you and next thing you know, you cannot escape her spell. She has irresistible personality that no strong fortress of your heart can overcome; she is far more destructive than the ‘Fat man & Little boy’ atomic bombs. She drops in your life when you least expect her and leave you weakened with catastrophic fondness that you no longer disregard to admit. She is as small as a microbe that you never anticipate would be so important but end up taking over your neurobiology & thoughts. She becomes part of your life you enjoy having every day. She is an obsessive person whom you cannot get enough talking to – her voice is a sweet melody to your ears. She is that fun sized cupcake creature with a smart ass brain triggering your sapiosexuality. Her radiant light skin, her thin red lips, her dark smoky eyes with hard angled eyebrows, her beautiful finger nails, her thick hair and her natural body scent that sticks to your olfactory nerves of your nasal sensory system…They are all lethal weapons formed against your purity. You just cannot stand them, you will finally lose and become a simp. Synonyms: Shawty, 4k beauty, Friendly microbe, Saro Maria Chocolate Cake, Amron Shawarma, Moya Choco chip
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.