Jville Tee
Jacksonville, Maryland, AKA Phoenix. "Jville" itself is the bubbling metropolis comprised of two small shopping centers, a selection of gas stations, and an elementary school. Hot spots include the 7-11, Strapasta, and the snoball stand in the summertime, along with white kids playing basketball or lacrosse at the elementary school. "Lax," as its commonly known, is a must in Jville, if you don't lax you are either an outcast or one of the select confederates that hang out at McDonalds. Another hotspot, 7-11, on Friday or Saturday nights you can most likely find a group of cars lined up outside waiting to hear who's "throwin down" for the night. In Jville, the snobby businessmen make upper six figure salaries, and their trophy wives are well admired by the prep school attending children. Those not white are redneck, and they usually keep to themselves. Greater Jville includes Baldwin, Long Green, and Monkton. Those who don't live on the north side of the Dulaney Valley bridge don't know Jville exists, and when you tell them you live in Phoenix they think you mean Arizona. Jville isn't just a town, its a way of life, a breed of person, and a happy place. A scenic and homogeneous alternative to nearby Towson.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.