juggalo/juggalette Tee

Juggalo/Juggalette - A follower of the semi-famous label psychopathic records, can be found anywhere a job is involved. While calling themselves rebels it can be described as more of a fad, as everyone who claims this title, wears the same attire, drinks faygo, and speaks in a manner fitting that of a 12 year old boy with down syndrome. - I general confrontation will follow in this manner. - Person - "Hi" Juggalo - "ICP is da sit myz ninja MCL muthafacko" Person - "Ummmm, yeah" Juggalo - "Eyes is gunna kill joo bytch, i wave maz hatchets" Person - "Am i sitting at the remedial learning table?" Juggalo - "Mayn, Joo is so luckiez that my posse is holding me back ninja joo wudve deyed... next tyme juggaho" Juggalo's "Posse" - "Hey honey hurry up, were gonna miss the season premier of american idol" *Juggalo runs to mom crying that he got picked on* - The juggalo attire can be described as follows. - -Black shoes of any sort. Mostly combat boots even if they are wearing shorts. -Pants that have needless straps, chains, or some other loose material hanging off of them / Or really long shorts of the same manner. Primarily bought at your local hot topic or other "rebellious" clothing store. -Any T-shirt / Jersey / Wife Beater big enough to cover the massive gut they get from lack of physical activity, just as long as it sports the oh so coveted "hatchetman" -Random spike jewelry or other retarded lookin shit hanging off their body. -A Dandruff covered beanie derived from lack of showers and piss poor hygeine. -A psychopathic chain bought from the local fake jewelry kiosk for 12 bucks. - Rituals -Not bathing for several weeks, -Talking about faygo when its actually kinda pricey to import so much for being poor eh. -Masterbating with their own tears as lubricant after realizing that they have yet to have any contact with the opposite sex whatsoever. -Hanging out at school making fun of emo kids without realizing they are one step below emo kids.