John Wayne Gacy Jr Tee
1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens. "He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all" 2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol. Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them. Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river. Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer. In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license." It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance. Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating