Joaö Peñetallo Tee
In Rio de Janeiro, Penetallo shared his childhood with three brothers and their sausage dog, Mini Pene. However, as Penetallo grew older, he became prone to bad decisions: Allegations of sexual assault, drunk driving charges, and armed robbery convictions painted a grim picture of his life. At 24 years old, Penetallo faced imprisonment for 9 years. Penetallo would soonpromise each guard a portion of his former footballer salary to reach freedom. Penetallo's life as a fugitive began. His criminal record made it impossible to find work. His bank account dwindled, drained by his vices—alcohol and gambling. Penetallo soon found solace in street football. Every kick of the ball reminded him of the joy it once brought him. His skills on the pitch were undeniable; he had never lost his flair. The local tournaments offered him chances to play again. An old man named Richarlison saw Penetallo's talent.Richarlison was a street football podcast host. He approached Penetallo and invited him for an interview. As they talked, Richarlison asked if Penetallo had ever considered a career in football. Penetallo replied, “Si.” Weeks passed, and Penetallo continued to shine on the streets. Soon, a wealthy woman approached him and she offered him a contract with a small-sided club called "Sarina’s Garden.” His future with the club was legendary…
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again