Jewguar Tee
A Jewguar is an older and often attractive Jewish woman, characterized by gaudy Jewelry (pun intended) and an excessive amount of perfume (see eau de too much). Her skin is in the early stages of leatherization largely due to spending a great deal of time doing absolutely nothing but lying in the sun. She is also under the impression that her characteristically large sunglasses make her nose look smaller, which is false of course. While the range of the species spans the globe, the highest concentration of Jewguars occurs in and around New York City, specifically Long Island and Westchester County. They mainly hunt their prey (younger, unsuspecting men) at night and can be spotted at night clubs, bars and lounges usually with some variation of a martini in hand. They are often wealthy, coming from a wealthy family and/or by marriage, but may or may not be divorced. Jewguars often travel in prides and should be approached with extreme caution. Although they have the potential to make great sugar mamas, their incessant complaining is lethal and dangerous.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it