Jean Job Tee
the act of performing manual stimulation of one partner's penis by another partner's hand, whether female or male, sometimes to the point of orgasm and ejaculation. BUT in this scenario, there exists a barricade of denim material between the hand of one parter, and the penis of the other. Jean Jobs work best while NOT wearing skinny jeans. Losing jeans allow more "jerking" and "groping" of the penis. Jean Job's are usually an alternative to the regular hand job due to the one partner not willing to caress and embrace the penis, or if in public and the action must be very unnoticeable. There are some rare cases where the jean job is just a foreplay before actually getting handjob/blowjob/footjob etc. but it ends up being all the male partner gets due to some random girl slamming on the door because she likes the person receiving the erotic adventures on his penis and does not want any further activities of such actions happening on him anymore.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating