Jaoquene Tee
Jaoquene is a gay as shit bottom boy who is constantly horny as fuck, but it’s okay guys!! He just takes that out on his super epic boyfriend yyeeeahahhhh (jaoquene likes being choked whatt)))) He’s also very wonderful and gorgeous and absolutely lovely to everyone and if he says otherwise he’s just lying obviouslyyyyyyy he’s into really cool history stuff, love tea and he really likes the beatleseses His boyfriend thinks he’s absolutely incredible and thinks the world of himimimimimimmmmmm Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff) Though where there is a jaoquene, there is a chloe, chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him (ILHSMMM) quotes to describe Jaoquene: "an old soul" "old" "may or may not be gay" (we all know that jaoquene is the gayest) "likes tea"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it