jaoquene Tee
Jaoquene is a gay as shit, blonde guy who is typically reeeaaaaallllllyyyyy fucking annoying- people know him as a son of a bitch, a shithead and an absolute monkey. He’s really nice but that doesn’t mean he’s any less irritating sometimes. He’s into history and collects old war shit. He is a member of the British Empire, and his role is to piss off Val with brainrot terms. (Val hates this, and threatens to kill himself every time, whether that is through jumping off buildings; stabbing himself; or glueing a cup of rats to his face, heating up the end with the rats, so that they can eat through his face.) Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff) He is really bad at tennis. Chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him. Some quotes to describe Jaoquene: “An old soul” “Likes the Beatles” “Old” “May or may not be gay… we know he’s gay” (tries to hide it) “Likes tea” (this is definitely not about anyone in particular, just a generalisation)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made