Jabi-hubba Tee
This name is derived from a number of different Brazilian tribes. The name is given to males in the tribe who display promising developement of the penis 6 months to a year after puberty has begun. Tribal elders would usually take one boy every five to ten years that possess this quality and would moniter the growth until full maturity is complete. They would then castrate the man and use him to pleasure the widows of fallen warriors as a way to thank the women for their sacrifice. These widows were allowed total access to the Jabi-hubba and also other women who subcame to paying a certain fee (usually chickens or a small boar) were granted time with Jabi-hubba as well. Each man chosen to be the Jabi-hubba must serve the tribe for at least 8 years unless he is fataly ill, developes erectile disfunction, or dies. After his sentence he may choose to carry on with the position or retire. *Note* the castration was the elder's way to prevent abundant pragnancies and over population. This ritual was begun well before the knowledge of condoms ever reached these tribes and even before the developement of the condom itself.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means