Ivy Tee
A girl usually with brown hair and brown eyes. She tries to get a man and doesn't succeed. So she attempts to rape and drop her monster va jay jay on men. Lets just say that she is the hoest hoe of the hoes that you will ever hoeing meet. Shes a skank. Shes a slut. Shes a sloot. She plays with her gigantic lose vagina and its almost at the point of falling off her smelly whore body. Her butt hole has diarrhea spread all over her butt. She loves to finger all the diarrhea off of her butt and lick it off her short stubby fungus fingers. Her cooch is beyond sweaty. She does special tricks and bends to lick the infected discharge off of that hairy, dry, abnormally brown flappy coochy Her nipples are at least 6 inches long and stick out. Stay away from anyone named Ivy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it