israelbain Tee
Israel Bain is a hunk with shredded calves. He gets all of the bitches. He is known to have a dick the size of full grown horses'. His skills in bed are amazing. It is said that he once did "helicopter dick" and flew away into outer space. Imagine the perfect man in your mind. That perfect man looks like him. He is like a brown jesus. His biceps are larger than Mount Everest. He has so much swog that The Holy God himself came down and bowed before him. His mullet has so much flow that occasionally when he flips it, it creates a tsunami destroying hundreds of villages in Eastern Asia. He once beat up Chuck Norris with only his pinky toe. He is so great that when he dies, he will be placed in a pyramid larger than the sun. He is also hotter than the sun. Like the sun, he turns all of the casual women into thirsty hoes. israelbain is a celebrity because he was one of the youngest people to win a noble prize. Also because he is shredded. In the movie "The Hunger Games", Jennifer Lawrence personally request israelbain as the main male character just so she could kiss him. He denied her the went back to travel between space and time. There is a religion named after israelbain called "Bainism".
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.