Invader Zim Tee
Invader Zim is a show about a fun-sized alien named Zim, who is sent from his home planet to enslave the human race, but is terrible at it. Nick cancelled it for too much comic violence in 2001 (re: stealing the organs of children, so putting "violence" in the equation was an understatement), but it wasn't until after the cancellation that asshats decided to like it because Hot Topic pasted GIR's face onto everything (subliminal messaging, kids.) In reality, the show is a can full of schizophrenia and fecophiliac-friendly jokes, and actually shows no real material that would pertain to children outside of a loony bin, and, in all due respect, should have either been sent to Adult Swim where it could thrive without prosecution or eradicated like the demon bitch of a show it was. A quote from this beloved TV show: "Why does everything taste like pig intestines?" Jhonen Vasquez, creator of the show, also made Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, which is about a schizophrenic impulsive murder who attacks random people (usually assholes) without any real warning other than the fact that he's fucking batshit insane and thinks that a Little Shop of Horrors-esque monster lives in the walls of his house. Let that sink in for a while.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.