Intiverse Optisnuggle Tee
A nicer, less derogatory term to describe the commonly underrated action of 'spooning'.The Intiverse Optisnuggle (I.O) is a compacted version of: intimate, converse, convex/concave, reverse, optimum, optimistic, opium and snuggle. Derived from these 8 words, the Intiverse Optisnuggle thoroughly encompasses all aspects, literal, structural and physiological associated with spooning. Intimate: Describes the personal connection established with the closeness and safety of the Intiverse Optisnuggle. Converse: Alludes to the contrast between the positioning of the I.O and the generic hug. Convex/Concave: Highlights the structure of the I.O.: two 'C's together forming the 'S' shape made by both the upper and lower body Reverse: When one party is 'reversed' against the other/s. Optimum: The ultimate type of hug. Optimistic: The positive vibes released from the I.O. Opium: The surreal feeling induced by the I.O. Snuggle:an affectionate breed of 'hug'. Note: This term is able to be manipulated to accomodate for the number of participants involved in the spooning. ie) 3= Triverse Optisnuggle 4= Quatriverse Optisnuggle 5= Quinverse Optisnuggle 8= Octiverse Optisnuggle 9= Nonaverse Optisnuggle 10= Decaverse Optisnuggle 11= Universe Optisnuggle (derived from the italian word for eleven, undici) 11+= Universe Optisnuggle (here the word 'universe' is used more literally to indicate the infinite number of participants, otherwise known as a 'spooning orgy') Note: Beyond 2 participants, the prefix 'inti' is appropriately lost to signify the loss of intimacy. When the snuggle is not intimate, and used more as a source of pleasure, the term 'Pleasurverse Optisnuggle' can be appropriately applied to reinforce the absence of intimacy. Note: For those singles bitterly disappointed at the lack of terminology for a one person Intiverse Optisnuggle, ALAS! The 'Pintiverse Optisnuggle' (intimacy with a pillow)
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡