Intiverse Optisnuggle Tee
A nicer, less derogatory term to describe the commonly underrated action of 'spooning'.The Intiverse Optisnuggle (I.O) is a compacted version of: intimate, converse, convex/concave, reverse, optimum, optimistic, opium and snuggle. Derived from these 8 words, the Intiverse Optisnuggle thoroughly encompasses all aspects, literal, structural and physiological associated with spooning. Intimate: Describes the personal connection established with the closeness and safety of the Intiverse Optisnuggle. Converse: Alludes to the contrast between the positioning of the I.O and the generic hug. Convex/Concave: Highlights the structure of the I.O.: two 'C's together forming the 'S' shape made by both the upper and lower body Reverse: When one party is 'reversed' against the other/s. Optimum: The ultimate type of hug. Optimistic: The positive vibes released from the I.O. Opium: The surreal feeling induced by the I.O. Snuggle:an affectionate breed of 'hug'. Note: This term is able to be manipulated to accomodate for the number of participants involved in the spooning. ie) 3= Triverse Optisnuggle 4= Quatriverse Optisnuggle 5= Quinverse Optisnuggle 8= Octiverse Optisnuggle 9= Nonaverse Optisnuggle 10= Decaverse Optisnuggle 11= Universe Optisnuggle (derived from the italian word for eleven, undici) 11+= Universe Optisnuggle (here the word 'universe' is used more literally to indicate the infinite number of participants, otherwise known as a 'spooning orgy') Note: Beyond 2 participants, the prefix 'inti' is appropriately lost to signify the loss of intimacy. When the snuggle is not intimate, and used more as a source of pleasure, the term 'Pleasurverse Optisnuggle' can be appropriately applied to reinforce the absence of intimacy. Note: For those singles bitterly disappointed at the lack of terminology for a one person Intiverse Optisnuggle, ALAS! The 'Pintiverse Optisnuggle' (intimacy with a pillow)
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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