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Imbibitor Lunae also known as Dan Heng, the high Elder of the Vidyadhara Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of Dan Heng’s asshole. I just get so hard looking at him. I would let him shoot water into my dick hole and have him cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of his horns. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to him. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. He is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to Dan Heng IL. I want him to come out of Honkai: Star Rail and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be his toilet forever if i could just see his dirty stinky horns and make him rub it all over my face. I am a pig and his horns are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game Honkai: Star Rail because every time he appears I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every Vidyadhara’s dick in Xianzhou Luofu just to have his horns be rubbed all over my dick and my face. I seriously think about just killing that stupid Blade. He is getting to fuck him every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick his horns. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take Dan Heng and have him queef all over me.

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