Illidan Stormrage Tee
This is the story of Illidan Stormrage, the BetrayED. Warning: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED! Long story short: He was always in the shade of his brother Malfurion. The Highborne were having the usual arcane magic orgy with their queen Azshara but then cuz they were too loud Sargeras and the Burning Legion heard, and came to have some fun too. Did I say fun? I mean demon invasion annihilating all life. Illidan was trying to impress this girl, Tyrande, so he pretends to be on the side of the Legion, and was granted some sick demon powers which he used to save the world, but with that the Well of Eternity (aka queen's former private swimming pool for magic orgies) was destroyed. Tyrande wasn't impressed tho, and she went and slept with Illidan's brother. Illidan tried making a new well, but was imprisoned cuz his bro said that's bad. Oh, did I forget to say the night elves planet a tree on top of that new Well illidan made and the whole race, like, Gained immortality? Yeah. So, the legion comes again and Illidan helped, but he touched a weird skull and gained badass demonic power... Tyrande was like "Not Cool." and they sentenced him to death. He ran away into Outland. He was looking for a way to defeat the legion with his bestie/boyfriend Kael'Thas the "This is merely a setback" guy. Then at some point he was killed by 10 to 25 random adventures who Tyrande hired.
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Feels great love the shitt
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.