Honeysuckle Cottage Tee
Verb form: A Honeysuckle Cottage is an elaborate form of oral sex carried out by 2 individuals (one must be male), typically where 375 grams of pasteurized Canadian 'Bee Maid' honey is applied/drizzled around the male genitalia to act as a cleansing lubricant. Once completed, any type of curdled dairy product or 'cottage cheese' will suffice for phase 2 of a Honeysuckle Cottage. The cottage cheese is then stuffed in and around the urethra/ foreskin of the penis. The second person (either man or woman) proceeds to orally 'go to town' on said penis area. Guaranteeing a smooth glide over the penile shaft by utilizing the physical attributes of honey and cottage cheese, creating ideal texture and a sense of euphoric pleasure for the receiving individual. If the man receiving the Honeysuckle Cottage is lucky enough, chunks of cottage cheese will be sucked away from the foreskin during the slurping process, stimulating sensitive areas. Not only does a honeysuckle Cottage provide sexual satisfaction for both partners, but also a nutrient rich and satisfactory meal for the one giving said actions. Noun Form: Honeysuckle Cottage is also an establishment located in the south of the United Kingdom in the county 'Surrey' where the type of oral sex was invented. To this day, Honeysuckle cottage still provides new visitors with the sexual experience and rich culture of the local suburban area.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡