Honda Civic Tee
Unfortunately, one of the most popular cars among young people today. Unnecessary modifications are commonly seen on these "automobiles". If you are lucky, you just might see one on the road that doesn't have any alterations. But that is highly improbable and would lead to only two other possible reasons: 1. They are on their way to auto zone 2. They are on their way to Carmax to sell it so another poor uneducated soul can take possession of it to realize in a week the mistake they made. It is perfectly natural to see a Civic with: -Muffler big enough to fit a small child in (ages 1-3) -Wing on the back so big that the U.S. Air Force sends you "preferred customer" slips in the mail every week -Tinted windows that don't match the car's color scheme (usually installed by color blind individuals of Spanish decent) -Fluorescent lighting underneath the car, which can be purchased at your local Ace Hardware store -Ghost flames on the side that are done so bad it give it the effect that the car was in an accident. -Front right tire missing the hub cap and/or spare tire -Fake hood scoop(s) -Neon lit windshield washer outlets -A removed "H" emblem from the front of the car -Missing side view mirror -Different color bumper -One fake spinner rim (usually located on one of the rear wheels) -Lowered to the point so that scrapping of the pavement can draw attention -Stock horn supplied by fisher price Despite the uselessness of this vehicle on the road, it does provide a good number of useful attributes: -The new energy efficient hybrids are still powered by the usual AA batteries (not included), but newly equipped with live hamsters running on hamster wheels under the hood to power the car while it sits at idle or the gas pedal is released. -Add the mammoth muffler for a simple 5 person to a new 6-person capacity conversion -For only $2.00 more you can add a spoiler big enough so you can cut the grass with your Honda
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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