homosaurus rex Tee
This legendary beast is said to roam unseen in the populated halls of the fabled Piemessess. Few have beheld the sight of this creature and lived. Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a horse no longer deserving to live. Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for hair, the homosaurus rex has grown a thick death-black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has. Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat. Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.