Hobofabe Tee
Hobofabe (From “kayfabe” in wrestling, meaning a “work.” (Sequel to “gayfabe,” nearly 20 years later.) An act of performing poverty, houselessness, or street affiliation while secretly cushioned by resources, trust funds, or family money. Hobofabe is equal parts beer-can theatre and martyr cosplay: you sit with the ragged people, talk about disability claims, or crash at Catholic Charities — but you’re never fully in it. You’re rehearsing ruin with an escape hatch. Victor edition: Park-bench prophet. Treats the semi-housed as pets, practices his lines with beer cans, and stares into the abyss for dramaturgy points. Chris edition: Early-60s trust fund nepo-baby. Dad’s a multimillionaire reverse-mortgage kingpin. Still chooses Catholic Charities dorm life over rent — not out of need, but for the aesthetic.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.