Hobbes Tee
Hobbes, a seemingly gentle soul with a heart of gold, dedicated his days to the noble art of moderating Twitch chat and Discord communities. His commitment to fostering respectful and welcoming online spaces earned him a reputation as a true digital guardian. But beneath his kind exterior lay a complex individual with multifaceted interests. He was an avid RuneScape player, navigating the mystical lands of Gielinor with a passion that mirrored his dedication to moderation. His reserved nature made him an enigmatic presence, always lurking in the background, ready to intervene when needed. However, there was one intriguing aspect of Hobbes that he kept well-hidden from the online world: his secret yearning for something more. Amidst his loyalty to Tim "Sparc Mac," a prominent RuneScape figure, Hobbes concealed a deep-seated jealousy. Tim's close friendship with Whitney, a fellow content creator, stirred feelings of longing within him. While he valued Tim as a friend and mentor, Hobbes couldn't help but envy the genuine connection that Tim and Whitney shared. He watched from the sidelines as their camaraderie blossomed, occasionally using his witty humor to hide the pangs of jealousy that gnawed at his heart. In this complex digital world where emotions intertwined with virtual personas, Hobbes embodied a sweet and gentle enigma, navigating the turbulent waters of friendship, loyalty, and desire.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means