Hitlerbine Day Tee
/hit-LER-bye-n/; Noun. Origin: The term has german roots, the tradition can be traced throughout human history. This term refers to April 20th of each year. April 20th was the day of Hitler's birth as well as the day the Columbine massacre occurred in 1999. In other words, this is a pretty hateful day for humanity. That's right, the day itself just really hate-y. Many ancient texts suggest that the stars align just right on April 20th and it brings out the mean side of just about everybody. In light of this very scientific fact, Hitlerbine Day celebrators embrace this day by doing something mean, that they would never otherwise do. This is a way of releasing the small (though it seems large to the average celebrator of the holiday) amount anger bottled up inside, so that you don't become crazy enough to do actually awful things like the guys mentioned above. In other words...this is the one day a year you can be jerk to that person you really can't stand. That ex who cheated on you - does his car really need air in the tires? That random guy who commented something rude on your picture - why not message his wife that your pregnant with his child? That kid who bullied you in elementary school - he still lives two blocks over and glitter is impossible to get out of grass. You would never? You're not that kind of person? Don't be silly. Its not you, its Hitlerbine Day. Don't miss another year.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.