hippin jippin Tee
*erhem* Allow me to correct my friend up there. Or down there. Major spoilers for Perfect Kirby 3 ahead. The hippin jippin gene is a funky (highly changeable?) gene found in only three people: Neil of the institute, Phill of the institute, and George W. Bush. The crazy story about thinking Professor Oblivion created the hippin jippin gene to destroy the president stemmed from Roy's destruction of Professor 1.99's lab. According to Prof. 1.99's computer, when the hippin jippin gene is mixed with double-cherry Kool-Aid (which lo and behold, Professor 1.99 was experimenting with) creates strange results. It would have to be tested. So when the gene was successfully extracted from Neil, it was mixed with Double-Cherry Kool-Aid and tested on John Zerbes...it melted his skin and apparently the rest of his body down to the bone. Immediately they assumed that Professor Oblivion was out to find Bush and kill him. But that was not the case. Roy was the culprit -- but he had no idea about the gene's killing powers. See, because the gene is funky, it means that Bush would be easy to control and clone. Roy was planning to make Bush declare him ruler of the world -- "..to rid the world of Professor Oblivion and his horrible coffee-making skills!" Of course, you don't have to worry, because the story turns out good.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it