hippin jippin Tee
*erhem* Allow me to correct my friend up there. Or down there. Major spoilers for Perfect Kirby 3 ahead. The hippin jippin gene is a funky (highly changeable?) gene found in only three people: Neil of the institute, Phill of the institute, and George W. Bush. The crazy story about thinking Professor Oblivion created the hippin jippin gene to destroy the president stemmed from Roy's destruction of Professor 1.99's lab. According to Prof. 1.99's computer, when the hippin jippin gene is mixed with double-cherry Kool-Aid (which lo and behold, Professor 1.99 was experimenting with) creates strange results. It would have to be tested. So when the gene was successfully extracted from Neil, it was mixed with Double-Cherry Kool-Aid and tested on John Zerbes...it melted his skin and apparently the rest of his body down to the bone. Immediately they assumed that Professor Oblivion was out to find Bush and kill him. But that was not the case. Roy was the culprit -- but he had no idea about the gene's killing powers. See, because the gene is funky, it means that Bush would be easy to control and clone. Roy was planning to make Bush declare him ruler of the world -- "..to rid the world of Professor Oblivion and his horrible coffee-making skills!" Of course, you don't have to worry, because the story turns out good.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.