High End Dope Whore Tee
High end dope whore, is like a high end escort. Only thing is the high end escort is a real thing. The high end dope whore is a mythical creature that is not unlike the mystical unicorn or beautiful mermaid. Has a humanoid form. It hails from the island of Castle Greyskull Mountain Crystal. Is a distant cousin of criddlers. Only but a few men have came into contact and had an encounter with one of these beautiful and sexy thots and lived to tell the tale. The very few that have are all considered to be crazy dope heads that have lost every thing they own at alarmingly fast rates, and therefore usually been hospitalized for the criminally or mentally insane. Handfull of others have taken their own lives. Because of this most everyone does not believe in this non-existent creature. Also no evidence to prove their existence so... keep a look out for one of these women or men.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.