High As Fuck Tee
–Adj. A physical state in which one's head may feel light as a feather or heavy as a stone. All fine motor skills are surrendered to the illegal substance by way of deep-frying one's brain in THC and the person may either begin talking at an extremely fast rate or be rendered a "vegetable," a useless human unable to physically maintain a conversation or their sanity. This state will only be seen in a subject when they have smoked copious amounts of marijuana. Being "high as fuck" cannot be imitated by fakers who take a single bong rip and claim to be "high as fuck," but instead can be achieved by either: a)If a Bong is available-->Lighting up a bong bowl and sprinkling the keef THC crystals on top of some AAA grade weed b)If a Bong is not handy--> Rolling and smoking at least 2.5 blunts per capita. Blunts are not to be confused with spliffs, J's or Joints; Blunts are rolled using strictly weed, and must be conical is shape and at least 3 inches long, not including the length roach. Obviously, Vancouver weed (aka BC Bud) will help one achieve this desired effect while conserving their stash.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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