HerpaGhonnoChlamydiSiphilitus Tee
A rare and uncommon sexually transmitted infection that is spread through intimate contact with an infected female carrier known as a " super whore". This infection, while still uncommon by even today's standards has been around since the late 1400's, and often goes misdiagnosed because of its complexities and ability to mimic other venereal diseases. Because an infected person may show similar symptoms of other commonly contracted " S.T.I.'s" (formerly known as " S.T.D.'s"), when faced with this peticular strain of mutated infection, a doctor may have a difficult time correctly diagnosing Herpaghonnochlamydisiphilitus, leaving the patient untreated. Though more study is needed to fully understand this strain, it is thought to have a mortality rate of 74% due to its fast destructive nature, and the fact that it cannot be cured through the use of traditional antibiotics, but with a more peticular stringent and robust cocktail of super antibiotics, disinfectants, and regiment of other unconditional methods tailored specifically to each individual patient based on the type and duration of contact. If you think you may have contracted this infection, consult with your physician immidiately.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it