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1.) a porn nerd who was born in 1937. he invntd many homosxual sex toys including the hand-crank ass plug and the dangling dilinger (we still have no idea of what the device does, but it is shaped like a hammerhead shark.) in 1967, he declared the greatest gay inventor next to sir issac newton and ben franklin. in 1968, however, he was mysteriously kidnapped by the us military to make an invention that would make veitnam tremble. he failed in doing so and was dropped off in front of a war camp. he was hld prisonor for the next 4 years. after his return to the us, he wrote a book of his expirience in veitnam simply titled "please put more brokn glass in my ass" it won the noble prize for gaiest book ever written, exceeding huckleberry fin. now in 1973, he went to franc for a visit of his dear grandmother. she died the second he walked in the door. he thought that he could hav sex the corpse before it was found. he did and the cops walked in by the time he ripped the eyes out made love to the sockets. he served 15 years. in prison, he became a white supremist and wrote one of the famous doctrines in the homosexual neo-nazi chapter ever. the book was entitled "rise of the pink panzer". 37 copies have been sold till this day. after he left prison, he led an uprising of gay nazis and took over the country of belguim. this take over took 3 days. when he took position of dictator, he forced all men to be gay or executed and the woman had to be lesbians. he set news rules that no one liked. the people began an uprise and one day broke into his office. they raped him to death on his balcony. he was sent to hospital and died of AIDS on febraury 14, 1989. 2.) a douche

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

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