Heartbroken Fan Tee
This heartbroken fan HBF is often mistaken for a fairweather fan. When in fact a heart broken fan has been through more diverse emotional and mental weather than any homer fairy fan whos who's fairytail beliefs are about as real as the money they use to buy all of his free tickets a HBF is willing to invest it all. Even until the death of optimism. Homer fans cheer for the ball boy, they predict a championship based on the jersey or logo. Their lack of realism is crazy obnoxious. This heart break fan has invested not only his time and money, but his heart and sole. At 7 years old he crys when lose a playoff game. At 17 years old when the lose in the finals cause a full cardiac murmur you drive around the city for hours, in silence, trying to determine if he can go on living. The heart break fan realizes that his teams performance needs change and after only so many heart breaks and tears, his only choose is to step away. It starts with a break up. It's hard. You don't want to do it. You know you have to. You want to talk to people about it. But that only makes it worse because of the large amount of homer fans.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨