Heartbroken Fan Tee
This heartbroken fan HBF is often mistaken for a fairweather fan. When in fact a heart broken fan has been through more diverse emotional and mental weather than any homer fairy fan whos who's fairytail beliefs are about as real as the money they use to buy all of his free tickets a HBF is willing to invest it all. Even until the death of optimism. Homer fans cheer for the ball boy, they predict a championship based on the jersey or logo. Their lack of realism is crazy obnoxious. This heart break fan has invested not only his time and money, but his heart and sole. At 7 years old he crys when lose a playoff game. At 17 years old when the lose in the finals cause a full cardiac murmur you drive around the city for hours, in silence, trying to determine if he can go on living. The heart break fan realizes that his teams performance needs change and after only so many heart breaks and tears, his only choose is to step away. It starts with a break up. It's hard. You don't want to do it. You know you have to. You want to talk to people about it. But that only makes it worse because of the large amount of homer fans.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.