Hayley:Haykey Tee
The person I look forward to talking to every single day of my life without a single doubt. The only person who id let put snot on my shirt after crying to me. The person who ill always have open arms for despite the fact that I hate hugs. The person I can’t live without. The person who welcomed me as I am. The person who loved me unconditionally. The person who never left me. The person I’ll never leave. The person I’ll stay there for eternity unless they would like me to leave. The person I’m most attached to than anyone else in the whole universe. The person who I learned to love. The person I’ll love under any conditions. The person i love unconditionally. The person I’d quite literally die for. The person I’d run a marathon for despite the fact that I have super low stamina for running. The person I feel most connected to despite being more than 2,000 miles apart from each other. The person who can wipe my pockets clean. The person I’ll go broke for. The person I’ll go homeless for. The person who will always have my back. The person who listened to my many rants. The person I’ll always listen to. The person I’ll never get tired of talking to. The person who is the definition of pulchritudinous. The person who is most handsome and pretty. The person who the universe doesn’t deserve. The purest and most kindest soul. The most down to earth person. The person I’ll love forever and always<3 -Lisha:)))
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.