harrington park Tee
Harrington Park is the most, insignificant town in Bergen County. Mainly inhabited by rich white trash, the town is overflowing with cash but bothers not to invest it in anything instead of a shitty electrical sign outside the burough hall that's gone. The main areas in town is Jerry's, Vera's, and the Convenience Store. Almost nothing to do except go downtown, eat like a fatass, and go home shortly after. At random times, the entire town will reek of piss. You will be considered a badass if you wander around at night and break bottles and not pick them up. Of course, being a "badass" in Harrington Park just means that you're not considered a gay fag in other towns. You will get in trouble with the police for potentially rebellious activities like JAYWALKING or CUTTING BUSHES THAT AREN'T YOURS! You don't have to worry much though, the special forces of Harrington Park are a bunch of bored cops armed with Nerf guns. Hate it or love it (mainly hate it), just stay away.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.