Harlena Tee
Large scary animal also known as, The Man Bear Pig. It eats babies and likes to push old people down stairs. It believes that it cries black tears. It believes it is goth, but dresses preppy beyond belief. It can knock you across a basketball court with one tiny touch of her finger. Its mating sounds like a moose. You will notice when this animal is near when the sun gets blotted out. It usually responds by staying, "HARLENA HUNGRY!!" Thats when you get your ass out of the country and go to Iraq. The only you can save yourself from this animal is if you stab it in the eye with a rusty fork. It wears clothes way too small for itself so it can try to fit it. Did it eats babies? WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Watch out on Wednesdays. It is it's feeding day. It thirsts for the blood of the innocent. If you see this animal ANYWHERE, call this number, 1-800-RUN-FOR-YOUR-LIFE!!!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.