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hardcore kids Tee

hardcore kids are douche bags between the ages of 15 and 20, I've seen one in their 30's though, so I guess some kids never grow out of their faggotry. they take themselves way too seriously and all start terrible bands with "br00tal" names. they say things such as "wicked" "siqq" and "fukkin brootal SON!" they also get TERRIBLE tattoos, generally they turn into TERRIBLE sleeves, and they then brag to their friends about how "siqq" their tattoos are. hardcore kids are fond of getting ridiculous piercings including: septums bridges snakebites smilies lip web piercings ridiculously large gauges lebrets double nose rings etc. the cooler ones will grow beards, but seeing as most hardcore kids are prepubescent teens with nothing better to do with their time, they'll have ugly scruff. hardcore kids are also fond of being "straight-edge" and "vegans" they think this makes them more br00tal, but as you know there's nothing more brutal than killing your liver and lungs with drinking and smoking. Killing animals is also pretty brutal. Hardcore Dancing this is a made-up term by a pseudo-scene where white kids put up the "demon claw" and jump around with no beat or time signature. They like to punch the air and do windmills, generally they'll wind up with a headache and then punch you for smoking a cigarette. Overall, hardcore kids listen to terrible bands that all sound the same, take themselves way too seriously, and will ultimately get nowhere in life with their large gauges and piercing scars.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

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