goodfellasnoop Tee
1 - Wow. Where to begin... this guy is currently one of, nay, THE best person on the face of the planet. He was born the son of a thousand bastard maniacs, and Superman, from the womb of Cruella DeVille. Born on Neptune's ice moon of Triton, GoodfellaSnoop (known as Goodfella coloquially) traveled to Earth as a baby and settled in the reletive obscurity of upstate Louisiana, where his influence spread and took on a form of its own in the shape of a giant pear. But Goodfella is not one to play second fiddle to a damn pear in terms of awesomeness, so he banished it to the frozen heart of Uranus (which is why, to this day, Uranus rotates the opposite direction as all the other planets). Goodfella has since moved to Florida and is attending college and performing secret missions for humanity. He recently flew around the Earth so fast it spun backwards and went back in time to kill Hitler in his bunker, change the memories of every soul on the planet, and return to the present time. On weekends he hangs out with Jesus of Nazareth and schools him at basketball every time. He is currently plotting to destroy the world's supply of pears and writing a book about how he created the 20th century out of a paper clip and a child's ant-farm set. 2 - One with such characteristics
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.